Chuckle 5581

Chuckle 5581 Chuckle 709 (Sent out in June of 2005) (Rick R in Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!) ~Dina & Dave~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign) Dave, age 92, and Dina, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Dave addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Dave: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Dave: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Dave: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Dave: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Dave: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Dave: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Dave: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Dave: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." __________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ ___________________________________________________

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