Chuckle 5605

Chuckle 5605 Classic Chuckle 750 (Dick L in Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!) "Maxine on Towel Heads" Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter. And, God Bless America. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Word of the Day for Friday July 22, 2005 assuage (uh-SWAYJ), verb: 1. To make milder or less severe; to reduce the intensity of; to ease; to relieve. 2. To appease; to satisfy. 3. To soothe or calm; to pacify. His generosity toward a group of young graffiti writers was, perhaps, one way to assuage his guilt. --Phoebe Hoban, Basquiat: “A Quick Killing in Art” __________________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ _______________________________________________________________________________

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