Chuckle 5598

Chuckle 5598 Classic Chuckle 724 Sent in 2005 (Gary in La Habra CA gets today's chuckle thanks!) ~Do You Know Me? ~ 2nd time around (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign) Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer...... In a trial, a southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked," Mrs. Jones, Do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't got the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Do you know the Defense Attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them being your wife. Yes, I know him. The defense attorney almost died. The Judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards ask her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail" ________________________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ __________________________________________________________________________________

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