Chuckle 5594

Chuckle 5594 (Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S in Pasadena CA) ~Just for Laughs~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman) Where do bees go on vacation? Stingapore. What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato. What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog. Why did the apple turn over? It saw the jelly roll. Why did the left shoe marry the right shoe? Because they were sole mates. And now this... If anyone wants any chiropractic magazines, let me know. I have back issues. And the quote of the day... When nothing is going right, go left. _________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ ______________________________________________________________

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