Chuckle 5591

Chuckle 5591 Classic Chuckle 718 Sent out in 2005 (Charlotte P in Reedsport OR gets today's chuckle thanks!) ~Redneck Engineers~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign ) Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took the measurement and said, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed, “Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We asked for the height, and she gives us the length. ____________________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope _______________________________________________________________________

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