Chuckle 5589

Chuckle 5589 Classic Chuckle 716 June 2005 (Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!) ~Sheldon~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman) A man walks to 5th Avenue and 42nd Street during a downpour and manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon." "Who?" "Sheldon Brown. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that to Sheldon every single time." "Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody", stated the passenger. "Not Sheldon. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. Handsome and sophisticated? ....more than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime." "He was something, huh?" "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out." "Wow, no wonder you remember him." "Well, I never actually met Sheldon." "Then how do you know so much about him?" "I married his widow." _________________________________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ ______________________________________________________________________________________

______________________________________________________________________________________________ Herman