Chuckle 5592

Chuckle 5592 Classic Chuckle 720 (Frank C in Florence OR told me this chuckle and hopefully I will be able to repeat it correctly. Thanks Frank!) ~Fast Chicken~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and 6 Diff’s ) A man was driving along a country road when out of the corner of his eye he saw a chicken coming along side and passed him. He looked at the speedometer and clocked the bird at thirty-five; he sped up to catch and pass it and noticed that the chicken had three legs. Again he passes the bird at forty miles per hour. Once more the three legged chicken made his move and passed the car, but this time ran up a private road to a farm house. The man decided to follow the bird and find out about him. As he went up the road to the farm house he saw a man near the barn and drove over and asked the him if that was his chicken. “Yes that’s our chicken, we breed them like that, you see we really like drum sticks at dinner.” said the farmer. “How do they taste?” asked the man. “Don’t know” said the farmer,” Haven’t been able to catch one yet” ______________________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscop _____________________________________________________________________________

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