Chuckle 973

Chuckle 973
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rick R in Surrey BC!)


~Little Johnny Tells a Story~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)


Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a “Passionate Embrace."

Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.... "MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.."

Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."

Some Times you need to listen to the whole story. ***

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• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Monday March 6, 2006

countermand \KOWN-tuhr-mand; kown-tuhr-MAND\, transitive verb:1. To revoke (a former command); to cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.2. To recall or order back by a contrary order.
noun:1. A contrary order.2. Revocation of a former order or command.

And given the mixed results, a constitutional amendment that could countermand both the law and the original order by Vermont's Supreme Court seems unlikely.-- Stanley Kurtz, "Florida? Try Vermont," National Review Online, November 13, 2000

Her aunt and uncle kept hoping her father would countermand his orders since his promises to her seemed to be without effect.-- Dumas Malone, quoted in The Long Affair, by Conor Cruise O'Brien

Based in a futuristic radar room near Dulles Airport, it has become a master center, with electronic vision that sees every airplane in the system and the authority to question and, in some circumstances, countermand decisions made by individual controllers.-- William Langewiesche, "Slam and Jam," The Atlantic, October 1997
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