Chuckle 1044

Chuckle 1044
(Rick R of Surrey BC and Dean O of Florence OR get today's chuckle thanks!)



~Two Short Ones~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

From Rick; ~What Happened to You? ~

An emergency doctor asks “What happen to you?

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No." She answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" "Yes." She replied. Then I said, “I’d like to phone a friend." That's the last thing I remember. ***

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From Dean; ~Major Breakthrough!!!!~

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is a major breakthrough.

Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

This should end that problem once and for all!! ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)

• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Tuesday May 16, 2006

fulsome \FUL-sum\, adjective:1. Offensive to the taste or sensibilities.2. Insincere or excessively lavish; especially, offensive from excess of praise.

He recorded the event in his journal: "Long evening visit from Mr. Langtree--a fulsome flatterer."-- Edward L. Widmer, Young America: The Flowering of Democracy in New York City

Concealed disgust under the appearance of fulsome endearment.-- Oliver Goldsmith, The Citizen of the World
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