Chuckle 1048
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• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Sunday May 21, 2006

bombinate \BOM-buh-nayt\, intransitive verb:To buzz; to hum; to drone.

He is often drunk. His head hurts. Snatches of conversation, remembered precepts, prefigured cries of terror bombinate about his skull.-- Elspeth Barker, "Nobs and the rabble, all in the same boat", Independent, September 22, 1996

Sometimes the computer bombinates way into the night, stops for a bit of rest, then resumes its hum at the early hours of the morning.-- Cheryl Glenn and Robert J. Connors, New St. Martins Guide to Teaching Writing
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