Chuckle 1078

Chuckle 1078
(Carrie M of Sacramento CA and Rene M of Rancho Cordova CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~A Woman’s Poem~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...
Like his MOMMA used to do. ***
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• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Tuesday June 20, 2006
clemency \KLEM-uhn-see\, noun:1. Disposition to forgive and spare, as offenders; mercy.2. An act or instance of mercy or leniency.3. Mildness, especially of weather.

He put in a strong plea for clemency, begging the king to spare the alchemist's life.-- Janet Gleeson, The Arcanum: The Extraordinary True Story

The commission . . . hinted that many of those on death row in Illinois deserved clemency.-- Jodi Wilgoren, "Can use of the penalty be cut back? Illinois study fuels debate", International Herald Tribune, April 17, 2002
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