Chuckle 1091

Chuckle 1091
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~The President of Mexico~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

President Vincente Fox has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left their country.

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~No Action since 1955~

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." ***

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Word of the Day for Monday July 3, 2006

complaisant \kuhm-PLAY-suhnt; -zuhnt\, adjective:Exhibiting a desire to please; obliging; compliant.

They evict the irascible artist and install a complaisant tenant.-- Kathleen Parker, "Reporting suffers with smoothing of rough edges", Los Angeles Business Journal, June 10, 2002

But the relationship between the two countries, which was based on cold geopolitical realities, had no chance of transforming Beijing into a complaisant ally.-- Jacob Heilbrunn, "The next cold war", New Republic, November 20, 1995

Tory minions spent days scouring Westminster for a complaisant hack who would agree to take boring Lord Coe along as a guest.-- Paul routledge, "Strategy of British Labour Party", New Statesman, January 29, 2001

I equally dreaded displeasing them; but was more complaisant to one.-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Confessions
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