Chuckle 1130

Chuckle 1130
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)



~Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship~ (2nd time around with new twist) Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other. ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)

• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Friday August 11, 2006

piebald \PY-bald\, adjective:1. Having spots and patches of black and white, or other colors; mottled.2. Mixed; composed of incongruous parts.

She remembered the piebald hair of a convicted woman, with brown roots growing through the crude bleach.-- Jan Dalley, Diana Mosley

The Reverend Joseph A. Burgess drives a station wagon whose make surely could be determined, but the car is so dilapidated--the ornamentation gone and the paint thin and piebald, as if sandblasted--that the vehicle has achieved a perfectly generic identity.-- Richard Todd, "Faith, Fear, and Farming", Civilization, June 2000

This story happened a long while ago, he said, "in those uncomfortable piebald times when a third of the people were Pagan, and a third Christian, and the biggest third of all just followed whichever religion the Court happened to profess."-- H. H. Munro (Saki), "The Story of St Vespaluus"
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)