Chuckle 1284

Chuckle 1284
(Chet S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


Hi All,
Just to be ecumenical I'm sending this to members of both parties. We've got to keep humor going in spite of our position in the world.
---Chet---

~Gold Urinal ~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a "get acquainted" tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "When I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill....

"I found out who pissed in your saxophone." ***



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