Chuckle 1324

Chuckle 1324
(George H of Florence OR and Rick R of Surrey BC share today's
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From George ~59 and Pregnant~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups? ***

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From Rick ~Anger Management~


HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?
WIFE: I clean the toilet....
HUSBAND: How does that help?
WIFE: I use your toothbrush.....***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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~Airline Cabin Announcements~

10. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)