Chuckle 1318

Chuckle 1318
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR!)



~Saturday Morning~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Saturday morning he got up early, put on his long johns, dressed quietly, made his lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph! He pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed where he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible!!"

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap." ***
_______________________________________________________

(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
______________________________________________________

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
________________________________________________________

~Hollywood Squares~

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
_______________________________________________________

(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)