Chuckle 1313

Chuckle 1313
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Retha A of Richland OR!)


~Grandma's Birth Control Pills~ (2nd time around)
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This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her
life. He finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all
her medications that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide
as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possible help you sleep."

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks...................and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas..........God Love Them ***

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~Hollywood Squares~

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
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