Chuckle 1303

Chuckle 1303
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Time for Marriage~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, and then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked............ "Is that one word or two?" ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Things we should all know!!~

* The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

* Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)