Chuckle 1298

Chuckle 1298
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Hearing Good News~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A man calls his lawyer's office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Taylor, his lawyer.

The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but Mr. Taylor died last week."

The man says nothing and hangs up the phone.

The next day he calls the office and again asks for Mr. Taylor.

The receptionist says, "Sir, I told you yesterday that Mr. Taylor has died."

The man again says nothing and hangs up the phone.

The next day he calls the office again and asks for his lawyer.

The receptionist gets angry and says "Sir, I have told you for two days that Mr. Taylor has passed away. Why do you continue to call?"

The man then answers "I like hearing good news when I call my lawyer's office." ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Things we should all know!!~

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
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