Chuckle 1297

Chuckle 1297
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Marlene W of Florence OR!)


~Me and the Doctors~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Thought I'd let my doctor see me,
'Cause I didn't feel quite right. .

All those aches and pains annoyed me
And I couldn't sleep at night.

He could find no real disorder
But he wouldn't let it rest.

What with Medicare and Blue Cross,
We would do a couple of tests.

To the hospital he sent me
Though I didn't feel that bad.

He arranged for them to give me
Every test that could be had.

I was fluoroscoped and cystoscoped,
My aging frame displayed.

Stripped, on an ice cold table,
While my gizzards were x-rayed.!

I was checked for worms and parasites,
For fungus and the crud,

While they pierced me with long needles
Taking samples of my blood.

Doctors came to check me over,
Probed and pushed and poked around,

And to make sure I was living
They then wired me for sound.

They have finally concluded,
Their results have filled a page.

What I have will someday kill me;
My affliction is OLD AGE!!!***

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~Things we should all know!!~

* A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)