Chuckle 1290

Chuckle 1290
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~50th Anniversary~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.

The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."

The minister inquired trips to where?

"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."

The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"

Ralph replied, "I'm going to go get her." ***

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~Things we should all know!!~

*The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

*There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
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