Chuckle 1285

Chuckle 1285
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL!)


~SUV~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

I just got my new SUV, but returned to the Dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the Radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch This!" He said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" He continued...and On The Road Again! Came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd Say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I Said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. I had a narrow escape yesterday when a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car. Swerving in time to avoid them I stuck my head out the window and yelled ..."ASSHOLES! The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, and the Dixie Chicks, backed up by Rev Jesse Jackson on Guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo.... Damn, I LOVE this car! ***

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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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(An Old Farmer's Daily Advice.)

* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,
watches you from the mirror every mornin'
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)