Chuckle 1311

Chuckle 1311
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~"I'm from Pennsylvania." ~
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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"

No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"

I'm a taxidermist," said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!" ***

(Hey; I don't write um I just send um. ---Mr. Chuckles---)

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~Hollywood Squares~

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
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