Chuckle 1308

Chuckle 1308
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA!)



~Five Surgeons~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are; no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable." ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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~Hollywood Squares~

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)