Chuckle 1304

Chuckle 1304
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Joyce K of Florence AZ!)

~Darn Women Drivers~ (2nd time around.)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

This morning on the 401, I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN!! In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call. Darn women drivers! ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Things we should all know!!~

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the name "OZ".
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)