Chuckle 1319

Chuckle 1319
(Jayne C of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)










While in her modeling career Jayne had this photo taken!
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~How did I get here? ~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?"

Her mother told her, "God sent you."

"Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also" the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for
200 years? No wonder every one's so damn grouchy around here!
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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We have run out of Hollywood squares so now we will enjoy "Airline
Cabin Announcements" from Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena CA.

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

~Airline Cabin Announcements~

1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
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