Chuckle 1329

Chuckle 1329
(Today's chuckle thanks go to GGBG of Florence OR!)


~Quick Beer before It Starts ~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top,

"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh s--t, it's started." ***

Read on!

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef PRICELESS...... I'm only sending this to people who just might be old enough to know who Gracie Allen was. If you aren't old enough, ask an 'elder'. ---GGBG---

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done. ***

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~Airline Cabin Announcements~

18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
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