Chuckle 1348

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Chuckle 1348
Pam S of Roseville CA gets today chuckle thanks!)











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~Work vs. Prison~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON /@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

you get three meals a day fully paid for
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for good behavior

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

you can watch TV and play games
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

you get your own toilet
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

they allow your family and friends to visit
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

you must deal with sadistic wardens
they are called managers


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work.You're not getting paid to check emails ***
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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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~Some Clever Thoughts~ from Dick L of Florence OR

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)