Chuckle 1358

Chuckle 1358
(George H of Florence OR gets today chuckle thanks!)

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~The Drunk~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, yet another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Quotes gathered by Phyllis H

Arnold H. Glasgow "A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee."

Jeff Foxworthy "I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did."

Sam Ewing "Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about."
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)