Chuckle 1349

Chuckle 1349
(Joyce K of Florence AZ gets today chuckle thanks!)

~Tampax for Little Boys ~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" 'Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me.

They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.

We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."

Smile.....each day is a gift!!!! ***

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~Some Clever Thoughts~ from Dick L of Florence OR

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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