Chuckle 1359

Chuckle 1359
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today chuckle thanks!)


~A Real Cowboy ~ (2nd time around)
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An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." ***

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Quotes gathered by Phyllis H

Ernest Haskins "Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have."

David Letterman "USA Today has come out with a new survey: apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."

Douglas Adams "I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
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