Chuckle 1362

Chuckle 1362
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Marlene W of Florence!)


~Harley Man~
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take..! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to know how she feels inside.., what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.., why she cries.., what she means when she says: "Nothing's wrong".., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!"

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?***


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. Today in history
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Quotes gathered by Phyllis H

Charlie McCarthy "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

Robert Orben "Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

Ellen Degeneres "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)