Chucke 1471

Chuckle 1471
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL!)

~Two Women Talking In Heaven~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

1st Woman: Hi! My name is Maggie.

2nd Woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How horrible!

1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st Woman: So what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the basement. I went through each closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive. ***

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(Word for the Day)
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~Willie F of Sacramento CA sent this list of things to think about! ~
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)