Chucke 1475

Chuckle 1475
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Sometime it pays to be Patient~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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The following is a list of quotes gathered together by Charles M
of Bradenton FL.

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."

-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me an d I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

-- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement

-- Mark Twain
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)