Chuckle 1570

Chuckle 1570
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL!)


~The Maid Asked for a Raise. ~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"Maria: "The Master said so."Madam: "Oh."Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"Maria: "The Master did."Madam: "Oh."Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!

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Phyllis S of Pasadena CA shares some of her remembrances with us. How many of these do you remember?

Studebakers

Penny candy

25 cent a gallon gasoline

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"Have a nice day!"