Chuckle 1597

Chuckle 1597
(Cathy B of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~New Market~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

The newly remodeled PIGGLY WIGGLY supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there anymore. ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Jayne C of Florence gets our thanks for sharing these
Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)