Chuckle 1593

Chuckle 1593
(Charles M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Older People's Sense of Humor~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." ***


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Thanks for "Perks of Being over 50" go to Willie of Sacramento CA. ~

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you????"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)