Chucke 1584

Chuckle 1584
(Char of Goldbar WA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Friendship~
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(With none of that Sissy Stuff!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy #@s!

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend".

And remember; Friendship is like peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

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Lora S of Florence gets our thanks for the following!)
"They Walk Among Us"

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!
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"Have a nice day!"