Chuckle 1577

Chuckle 1577
(Bev L of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~The Magician~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each Week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began To understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, the parrot started shouting in the middle of the show

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
the captain's parrot.

Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle

Of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:

"OK, I give up. Where's the F---in ship?" ***

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Lora S of Florence gets our thanks for the following!)

"They Walk Among Us"
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich.. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

......... .....They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)