Chuckle 1571

Chuckle 1571
(Rich C of Yuma AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Old Folks Chuckle~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison--

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!" ***

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Phyllis S of Pasadena CA shares some of her remembrances with us. How many of these do you remember?


Lincoln Logs

The Fort Apache Play Set

15 cent McDonald hamburgers

5 cent packs of baseball cards - with that awful pink slab of bubble gum

Jiffy Pop popcorn


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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)