Chuckle 1591

Chuckle 1591
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Florence!)


~I Hate My Job Day~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins:

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson." ***

Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the A$$ than yours! ---Bev---

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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Pam S of Roseville CA gets our thanks for these questions and answers from Hollywood Squares!! (Some new some repeats)

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? _______________________________________________________

(Find the 6 differences, for answers check spots on 3rd drawing
below.)