Chuckle 1616

Chuckle 1616
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC!)

~Water vs. Wine~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = Doo Doo WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day... ***

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~Thoughts from Maxine~
(Sent to us by Jayne C of Florence OR


9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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