Chuckle 1651

Chuckle 1651
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Florence OR!)

~Drive with Daddy~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their daughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her father. "Well," the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mommy?" "Oh yes, Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what? ...We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy sh*t-head the entire trip!" ...Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? ***

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~Facts to ponder~ (Our thanks for this compilation of facts

goes to Joyce K of Florence AZ.)
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The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
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