Chuckle 1737

Chuckle 1737
(George H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Taking a Woman to Bed~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and Six Differences.)

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? ***


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Jill St. John is now 66

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