Chuckle 1748

Chuckle 1748
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~Phone Call ~ (2nd time around)
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes.

WOMAN: 'I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

'WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.

'MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$65,000.

'MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

'WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000.

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.

'WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you!'

MAN: 'Bye, I love you, too.

'The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: 'Anyone know whose phone this is?' ***

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