Chuckle 1739

Chuckle 1739
(Charlene S of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~Classified Ads~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. ;> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE... Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything. ***

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~A SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO ALL THE GIRLS WE’VE LOVED BEFORE~


Mamie Van Doren is now 75

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)