Chuckle 1741

Chuckle 1741
(Cathy B of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~A Blonde's Year in Review~ (2nd time around)

(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'

April - Trapped on escalator for hours? Power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is 'C'....isn't it?

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound - I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911.... 'Duh'....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone! ***


This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm
_______________________________________________________

(Click Today in History and learn.)
• Today in history
______________________________________________________

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
________________________________________________________

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
Today's Horoscope )
________________________________________________________

Note: Tomorrow starts ‘Guess the Male Stars.’

Chuckle Gems.

Someone has worked very hard compiling this collection of
photos labeled;

~A SPECIAL TRIBUTE TO ALL THE GIRLS WE’VE LOVED BEFORE~


Esther Williams is now 83

___________________________________________________________________

(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)