Chuckle 1750

Chuckle 1750
(Bob J of Florence gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

“Lighted toilet seat”
~The Man Rules~
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules” from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1 " ... ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
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Gary Cooper (1901-1961)
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