Chuckle 1752

Chuckle 1752
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~The Robot~
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One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? they asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project' said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?' 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him.

With lip quivering, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I'm ashamed of you Son,' 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one!

And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!' The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times. ***

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