Chuckle 1760

Chuckle 1760
(Jayne C of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Menopause Jewelry~
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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass. ***
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